either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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