I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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