come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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