He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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