Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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