Dual....:-)
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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