Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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