so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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