I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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