you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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