question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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