Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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