Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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