Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Its about making memories worth repressing
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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