Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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