i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
its not stalking. its research.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Do plants get herpes?
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