When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The air taste purple.
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