brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
What drink are we having for lunch?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Randomize
