so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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