White coat. Heels.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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