You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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