I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
