I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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