Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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