atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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