I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
