so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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