U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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