Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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