discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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