I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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