What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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