PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's official drugs can't kill me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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