How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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