ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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