oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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