What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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