my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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