So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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