and i looked up. we had an audience...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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