He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
