well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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