I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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