I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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