How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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