Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Enjoy the penises
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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