You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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