Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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