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I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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