i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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