There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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