Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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