Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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