Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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