One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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