Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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