But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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