Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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