can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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