Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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