Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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